The Letter from Bojan to the
Orkuthians
1 Brethren and Sistren, may all grace and blessings of our Lord Jesus Christ,
God the Father, and the Holy Ghost be with all of you.
2 It has come to our attention that all manner of idle chat, pointless
monologues and vacuous arguments have been propagated amongst you.
3 Let those words not deceive you, nor allow them to dishearten your spirit.
Instead, be hearkened by the faith that you've already been entrusted with.
4 The Spirit of Truth that is in you will be your guide, and it will protect you
from falling pray to deceptive trolls.
5 Be mindful that your arguments are well thought out and do not stray from the
path of the given thread.
6 Mind your grammar and punctuation and whenever possible use a spell checker. A
well-written
sentence is pleasing in the eyes of the Lord.
8 Do not use the SMS style of writing; the Lord finds this an abomination.
9 Nor should you cut and paste indiscriminantly, this is a sign of idle mind and
a deceptive spirit.
10 It is better for a man not to have written a single post in his life, than to
have filled a thread with cut and paste material.
11 Let those amongst you with better access to the search engines be guides to
those still new to the Internet.
12 Those who lead others in the paths of the True Faith shall receive many
blessings in this World and the World to come.