Anal Bomber?
In the most ridiculous news of the day department, a wired Iraqi man triggers scare at L.A. airport
An Iraqi national wearing wires and concealing a magnet inside his rectum triggered a security scare at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday but officials said he posed no apparent threat.
Knowing that after Richard Reid's abortive effort to blow up an airplane with a bomb concealed in his shoe the term "Shoe Bomber" entered widespread usage, I wonder what we'll get this time. Asshole bomber? Anal bomber? Rectal bomber? Arse bomber? There are so many possibilities.
Also, since thanks to the Shoe Bomber we started taking off our shoes at the airports, I shudder to think what this guy's shenanigan may lead to. Deep cavity search as a standard procedure at the check-in terminals? Colonoscopy? I may be forced to forgo air travel for good ...