Osturduckenail
My recent post about turducken attracted some interesting comments from a few friends. Some online banter led me to conceive of an even worse monstrosity - osturduckenail! That would be an ostrich, stuffed with a turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a quail. It would be a feast of gargantuan proportions, enough meat to feed a (small) village. However, finding an oven large enough to make this meal would be a challenge in its own right.