Deposited
I deposited my dissertation yesterday. That was the final hurdle to cross in my life as Ph.D., and now I am totally and completely free. That is, unless I fail to turn those library books in, and then they can withhold all sorts of things from me. Which wouldn't be cool.
I also sent out an application for Optional Practical Training, which will allow me to be legally employed in the US during the next year. That should go a long way in helping to keep me off the street. Or at least so I hope.